Insulting Sms

Read its very fast.
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

CONGRATULATION! now you make a sweet puppi.
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You are ABCDEFGHIJKL

A-adorable
B-brilliant
C-cute
D-dashing
E-exciting
F-fantastic
G-gr8
H-humorous
I-intelligent
J-Joke K-kaisa L-laga

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Hi smarty,,,


karan johar producing a new film and is looking for new talent
I"ve suggested ur name..
FILM NAME--
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SHAKAL HO NAA HO!

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There is a good news for u.U r going to usa soon. Some scientist will take you there. Because they want to test that how can you live without your brain.

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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don"t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

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Taste this SMS
Did u feel the taste of ginger?
Nahi?
Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!

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orry to inform u that u have a brain problem.
Your brain has 2 parts: Left and Right.
The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it..

 

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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.